All shopping malls are harsh and depressing
They make hands cold and clammy and eyes squint in fluorescence
But still I can thrive cuz I live for your presence
The whole season’s a scam and we cry for amends

I can hold your hand sweet and flirty while
“Let It Snow” plays about one month too early
I can look in your eyes sweet and flirty while
“I’ll Be Home For Christmas” plays one month too early
I can hold your hand sweet and flirty while
“Silver Bells” plays about one month too early
I can look in your eyes sweet and flirty while
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” plays one month too early
I can hold your hand sweet and flirty while
“Joy to the World” plays about one month too early
I can look in your eyes sweet and flirty while
“Blue Christmas” plays one month too early
I can hold your hand sweet and flirty while
“Santa Baby” plays about one month too early
I can look in your eyes sweet and flirty while
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” plays one month too early
I can hold your hand sweet and flirty while
“Carol of the Bells” plays about one month too early
I can look in your eyes sweet and flirty while
“Here Comes Santa Claus” plays one month too early
(All shopping malls are harsh and depressing
They make hands cold and clammy and eyes squint in fluorescence
But still I can thrive cuz I live for your presence
The whole season’s a scam and we cry for amends)
I can hold your hand sweet and flirty while
“Little Drummer Boy” plays about one month too early
I can look in your eyes sweet and flirty while
“Silent Night” plays one month too early