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Songs originally called:
1. What About Kisses Turns Frogs Into Princes? (aka an Unfortunate Result of a Very Queer Reality) - The Thing
2. Ghosts of the Vista Bridge - The Upside Down Times
3. Rumpus Time - The Upside Down Times
lyrics
He knows that he’s a man, but his mommy and his daddy claim that she’s our pretty princess
He explains it the best that he can, but his grammy and his pappy say he doesn’t have a penis anyway
He kisses boys and girls, doesn’t matter
What junk they might or might not have
Picky bout personality
Someone who likes camping and would climb a mountain with him
For 20 years he’s been confused and conflicted
Stood up, turned down. Refused and contradicted
Checked himself in to rehab therapy to
Escape the pain and the methamphetamines, whoa
Cause meth ain’t for men, whoa
No meth ain’t for men, whoa
Meth ain’t for men whoa
Whoa
Don’t need the kiss of a princess, you were never a frog
Don’t need the kiss of a princess, you was never a frog
Don’t need no kiss from no princess, you weren’t ever a frog
Don’t need a kiss from a princess, you’ve always been a prince
Something appealing tonight about the Vista Bridge
Don’t wanna dangle my legs, can’t quite go for a swim
When contemplating suicide gravity is your friend
I’ll meet ya on the other side of the Vista Bridge
It’s a peculiar thought
Blind faith when all bets are off
Had to be Portland all along
Where the blood would leave the body and guilt turns to God, yeaaaahhh
Something appealing tonight about the Vista Bridge
Don’t wanna dangle my legs, can’t quite go for a swim
When contemplating suicide gravity is your friend
I’ll meet ya on the other side of the Vista Bridge
This ain’t your ordinary bridge
Serves the world of the mortals and that of the ghostly
I know we all die alone
But the ghosts of the Vista Bridge won’t let you die lonely
We all die alone, but don’t have to die lonely
We all die alone, but don’t have to die lonely
I know we all die alone, but you don’t gotta die lonely
We all die alone, and we become ghosts
Of the Vista Bridge
Ghosts of the Vista Bridge
Ghosts of the Vista Bridge
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaah
Something appealing tonight about the Vista Bridge
Don’t wanna dangle my legs, can’t quite go for a swim
When contemplating suicide gravity is your friend
I’ll meet ya on the other side, I’ll meet ya on the other side
Something appealing tonight about the Vista Bridge
Don’t wanna dangle, dangle too long on the edge
When contemplating suicide gravity is your friend
I’ll meet ya on the other, if I don’t meet you on the ledge
Of the Vista Bridge
G-g-g-ghosts of the Vista Bridge
Ghosts of the Vista Bridge
I doubt they’d do it all again
Whoo!
Hwah!
Hoo!
WOOHOO!
Whoo!
Huh!
Ha!
A mother is a martyr and a father is a motherfucker
WHOOOOO!
Whoo!
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