What About Kisses Turns Frogs Into Princes? (aka an Unfortunate Result of a Very Queer Reality)

from The Thing (The "Solo But Not Alone" Deluxe Edition) by Raccoon Venom

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He knows that he’s a man, but his mommy and his daddy claim that she’s our pretty princess
He explains it the best that he can, but his grammy and his pappy say he doesn’t have a penis anyway
He kisses boys and girls, doesn’t matter
What junk they might or might now have
Picky bout personality
Someone who likes camping and would climb a mountain with him
For 20 years he’s been confused and conflicted
Stood up, turned down. Refused and contradicted
Checked himself in to rehab therapy to
Escape the pain and the methamphetamines, whoa
Cause meth ain’t for men, whoa
No meth ain’t for men, whoa
Meth ain’t for men whoa
Whoa
Don’t need the kiss of a princess, you were never a frog
Don’t need the kiss of a princess, you was never a frog
Don’t need no kiss from no princess, you weren’t ever a frog
Don’t need a kiss from a princess, you’ve always been a prince.

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from The Thing (The "Solo But Not Alone" Deluxe Edition), released November 30, 2013

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Just two wholesome bros. Oh, and also a whole lot more.

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